The Royal Order of the Hog

MBE GOLF SESSIONS

Male Bonding Extravaganza Golf

In Lardo Veritas · Est. MMXX · Anno VII

🏆 PIG POINTS 🏌️ GOLF 🎪 PARLOUR 📜 FEED 🏛️ FAME

🧪 REVERSIBLE LIVE GOLF TEST ACTIVE This is the real scoreboard, real Pig Points ledger, and real Drawing of Lots. Push alerts are muted. The Ham Handler must restore the pre-test snapshot when finished.

🎭 THE DRAWING OF LOTS 🎭

Five nines. Every hog partners every hog exactly once.
No one knows until the lots are drawn.

🗺️ 2026 COURSE PREVIEW 🗺️

Inspect the future scorecards safely. This preview creates no session, reveals no partners, and moves no Pig Points.

🏛️ PAST GOLF LEDGER 🏛️

Tap to unseal the old scorecards.

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PRODUCTION REHEARSAL

Run the actual live golf flow with a one-tap rollback.

🐷 BOOKKEEPER LOGIN 🐷

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🏌️ CREATE GOLF SESSION 🏌️

Session Title:

Course: Picking a course puts par on the scorecard, shows to-par totals, and arms 📍 Closest-to-Pin on the par 3s

👥 Add Teams

Team Name:

Player 1:

Player 2 (Optional):

🏌️ ENTER SCORES 🏌️

🐷 PIG GODS’ HOLE TAX: Birdie +2 each · Par +1 each · Double bogey or 3-putt −2 each. Score edits automatically correct the Pig Points ledger.

🐷 SHAME! 🐷

YOU GROSS PIG!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

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Wrong credentials, you filthy swine!

🏌️ GOLF SIDEBETS 🏌️

Winning Team:

Sidebet Description: Optional note describing what this sidebet was for (shows in activity feed)

Points Each Losing Player Pays: Each non-winning player pays this amount to the winning team

How Golf Sidebets Work:

Each losing player pays the full amount
Total collected points split among winning team players
Example: 10 points × 4 losing players = 40 total → 20 each to 2 winners

📍 CLOSEST TO THE PIN 📍

Who stuck it closest?

1 point from every other player

Individual glory: every other golfer pays the winner—even his teammate. A missed green by everyone doubles the stake at the next par 3.

📸 UPLOAD DRINK PROOF 📸

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