The Royal Order of the Hog
MBE HALL OF FAME
š· Historical pig slaughter and legendary oinks š·
In Lardo Veritas · Est. MMXX · Anno VII
š·š© MBE PIG SLAUGHTER HISTORY š©š·
Tap a year to unseal the evidence. The court accepts no appeals.
šÆ Year 6 - Wabasha WI 2025 - Final Ledger šÆ
THE 2025 TROPHY VAULT IS BEING RESTORED
The fresh 2026 ledger is intentionally not being passed off as last year's results. The Ham Handler is wrestling the paperwork; no fake trophies will be awarded.
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MVP CHAMPION
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Most Pig Points
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THE PIG
TBD
š·š© SNORTY MCPIGFACE 2025 š©š·
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Golf Sidebets
šļø Year 5 - Eau Claire 2024 šļø
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MVP CHAMPION
Ian
MVP Winner
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THE PIG
Evan
SLOP GOBBLER 2024: Evan
šÆ Legendary Moments:
- š² MBE-Opoloy Created
- š§ļø Day 3 golf rained out
šŖ Year 4 - Undisclosed Location 2023 šŖ
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MVP CHAMPION
Zack
MVP Winner
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THE PIG
Brian
MUD WALLOWER 2023: Brian
šÆ Legendary Moments:
- ā ļø Danger Zone Created
šļø Year 3 - Giants Ridge 2022 šļø
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MVP CHAMPION
Andrew
MVP Winner
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THE PIG
Brian
BACON BREATH 2022: Brian
šÆ Legendary Moments:
- š Ian slept in JEEP
- š® Took over arcade
- š· Brian missed Day 2 golf - Pig in Blanket
šµļø Year 2 - Undisclosed Location 2021 šµļø
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MVP CHAMPION
Evan
MVP Winner
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THE PIG
Andrew
SNORT MASTER 2021: Andrew
šÆ Legendary Moments:
- š„ Abducted Alex from hospital
- š±š¶ Cat-Dog was created
- ā³ Andrew forgot golfballs
- š¹ Buzzballs were all the rage
šļø Year 1 - Battle Lake 2020 šļø
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MVP CHAMPION
Alex
MVP Winner
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THE PIG
Andrew
HOG BOY 2020: Andrew
šÆ Legendary Moments:
- šļø Superbed Creation
- āµ Boat Sink
- š» Missing Ian
š RULES AND REGULATIONS š
Tap only if an argument has already started.
š RULES AND REGULATIONS š
Tap only if an argument has already started.
- š³ļø Majority Rules!
- šÆ All players start with 30 pts
- š« No gambling money allowed!
- š° Anyone caught trying to gamble forfeits 1 pt to God
- šļøāāļø Any hole in one results in an auto MVP
- š Par: GOD pays +1 point to each teammate
- š¦ Birdie: GOD pays +2 points to each teammate
- š„ Double bogey OR 3-putt: each teammate pays 2 points to GOD. Never stacks to ā4.
- š« If a player can't golf they forfeit double the max pts they could lose - Half to God, half to their partner
- ā³ The solo golfer gets 1 God shot per hole
- š Forgetting to bring either trophy is -5 pts
- š Must present trophy within two weeks
- ā ļø Failing to comply you start next MBE with down half pts
- š Longer than a month start at 0 pts
- š· If a player gets the pig trophy 3 years in a row they must wear a pig costume/clothes during all golf events
- ā ļø Danger Zone: 5 dice
- Under 18: you take shot
- 18-22: everyone shot
- Over 23: everyone but you shot
- šļø Golf Day 1: 1st: +15 | 2nd: -5 | 3rd: -10
- šļø Golf Day 2: 1st: +25 | 2nd: -10 | 3rd: -15
- š Every par 3 is individual CTP: each of the other five golfers pays the winner 1 point (5 total). Nobody hits the green? The stake doubles and carries to the next par 3.
š· Remember: The Pig Gods are always watching! š·
May the best golfer win, and may the worst golfer embrace their inner pig!
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